Terrible Tattoo

Sometimes people get tattoos for sentimental reasons, perhaps the story is so heartfelt, the shoe so cute, and the person so adorable. It’s hard to make fun of them.

So I’m like, ‘Why would somebody seriously get a Bettie Paige shoe on their shoulder?’ and then I’m like. ‘Oh, That’s like the best reason I’ve heard for getting a tattoo.’

My new friend Mary is Terrible Tattoo’s first Reader’s Submission! Thanks Mary, and let’s start getting these tattoos in here everybody!

-Brad

My friend Heather went to the university of Maryland. Lest anyone think she didn’t. She did, she went the fuck out of UMD! As you can clearly see.

Couldn’t find one titled, ‘Pretentious Prick’?

Why?

[Lisa goes to Washington]

Hellllllloo Stupid

Who celebrates cattle mutilations? I’m constantly dumbfounded by the weirdness of the tattoo ideas I come accross.

Damn, Sulu, a little too excited aren’t you? Love you on Howard by the way.

Maybe I’ll get tattoos of Howard, Artie, Robin, Fred, George Takei, and Baba Booey all across my back with a giant microphone above it. Makes as much sense as the tatoos on these pages.